Elon, shut up, you weird fucking dork.

Skunks are pretty chill. Just leave them be, and they should leave you alone. I like to carry a small pocket flashlight when I walk my dog at night to scare off coyotes and skunks before we get too close to each other.

I didn’t say it was their fault, I was just offering a suggestion that helped me.

Who pissed in your cheerios?

Have you tried adding more fiber to your diet?

I’d prefer not to starve, if you don’t mind.

Jesus Christ, exactly how many of these chodes are kid-fuckers?

Why?

Yeah, this shit isn’t cool.

I don’t think they were talking about you in particular.

Spirit?

https://lemmy.world/post/26851319

How would the production company know that?

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but our brains are apparently full of plastic. We need articles like this dumbed down for us.

I think the rest of us need to realize what you probably already have; It’s easy to stay quiet because you think speaking up won’t make a difference. But your voice (online and real life) carries more weight than you realize. Speak up, don’t let these assholes exist unchallenged. Make them afraid again.

I just hope I’m on the receiving end.

Ain’t easy being a space Nazi.

*gets hit by a bus tomorrow

^^they ^^lost ^^$209 ^^billion

“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like … against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MADE YOU THINK THAT, IDIOT?