Mine seems to be stored ON my balls

Yeah, my dad would go to the office when he wasn’t working, too

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I’m glad I’m not the only one who needed to go to the comments

Thank you! The first thing I do with every notebook is write my name on the first page (or inside cover)

If you think about it, ALL of my uses would be freebies

That’s true, but they just end up completely unwound on the ground. It also gets progressively more brown

It’s from the movie “Starship Troopers”

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Please forgive my ignorance. What if we already have the game on Steam? Do I have to approve something? Or do they just have that access now?

That’s definitely true, but I also don’t think she’s fitting a 70" under there

I know a woman who prefers “dad bods”

I can only imagine how horrible it is. I’m sorry you’ve had to go through it and I wish there was something I could do to make my county apologize to you for the indignity

I just hate that it takes my pastor the whole day to do the inspection

Do you have to deal with sexual harassment issues?

As an American, the worst customs experiences I’ve had were in the US

It’s hard to tell when, instead of kissing him on the lips, he throws a towel at his face

Hear me out on this, I don’t think that’s enough to be hated

There SHOULD be people who make a lot of money. That should be achievable. The problem is the billionaires and multi-millionaires who prevent that

I think this article shows that it’s even starting to affect the almost-mega-rich

I think it was for some people in Halo 3 lobbies back in the day

I think some people also kept them by their running vacuum

Thank you! I’ve been wanting to get into anime (more than just DBZ), but I’m never sure where to start

“Thun thun thun” are pills

See: Finatticz

In addition to all of the other answers, I’ve heard the phrase “carrot or the stick” significantly more than “and”

I think it’s more like a threat