Unexpected pastry raisins should be considered a war crime.
Unexpected pastry raisins should be considered a war crime.
I would make a deal with the raccoon as long as it continues to pretend to be my wife for social events.
Fake and gay. Anon had sex.
Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.
Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.
And BOY did they deliver and more.
“may run”?
Get this nonsense “news” out of here.
I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please
You’re not my “real” dad
My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”
He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.
What a joke. Valuing pirated games as full value for a fucking video game bust.
I got into an argument with a coworker over whether or not Grover qualifies as a sex icon. Everyone agrees that Gonzo is, but Grover was much more divisive.
At least you outlived the Dreamcast
Todd Howard is essentially an alternative religious figure at this point, and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.
He looks like he’d make a mess of my pots and pans if he got into my kitchen.
Anon didn’t get laid.
Story is probably true.
To be fair, the first 3 hours of Indigo Prophecy are absolute kino.
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I am redeeming the card now