Now it’s “business innovation”

That’s because evil will always win. Good takes time, attention, and effort from lots of people. As soon as you slow down it will overtake whatever good exists. Evil is like a fundamental force.

Are you sure? I didn’t see any tags. Best to be safe and assume this is something serious and malicious.

My dad used to prank people in the neighborhood by writing on their windows with soap. When they clean it off they have clean windows. If you don’t want to spray paint a car use brightly colored soap, possibly with glitter if you really want to be a bitch.

It’s a trap fellas. You don’t approach women in public anymore especially at a museum. Next thing you know you are spending the rest of your life combatting the fall out of that time you went viral for being a “creep at the museum”. Best to call the non-emergency number and wait for a professional.

Hey hi, it’s me, an American. I don’t want to hear any more of this “only some Europeans” stuff. If I get lumped in with a bunch of dumbasses all of Europe is huffing Putin’s gas.

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“Pat’rats”

No American entertainment either. No movies, no music, no tv shows, and so help me if you so much as sharply exhale out your nose to an American meme!

If it doesn’t make me feel like my rosy memory of childhood it’s a complete waste of time.

Just blame it on your genetics. Then you can use your phone whenever you want because it’s your genetics fault.

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How in the heck did magnesium oil foot spray become a thing? The sole of your foot evolved to keep stuff out. Why make that the entry point? Is that onion salesman back with his sock hacks again!?

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Line is risen

“bUsInEsS iNnOvAtIoN”

I’ve been known to stay awake at night singing a song in my head. The tune, lyrics, and percussion are valueless to my life but my brain gobbles it up. I can recreate every part in my head. Memorizing stuff for school is impossible. Memorizing stuff for my job is somewhere in between. The real stupid part is I was in band back in middle school, wasn’t great at all, but for some reason that’s my brains jam. Ain’t that some shit?

I don’t have any advice, I just feel your pain and hope you figure something out.

What scum downvoted this!?

I bet the test is food based. Like you get dry pasta that’s longer than the pot is wide and what you do with the pasta determines if you get a hunting license or not.

Don’t forget about the janitors still going in to work!