Sisal soap bag. Collect the stubby soap ends and they stay nice and dry hanging up in the shower. Then use the bag as a scrubby loofah. Such a good idea.

It’s the best offline map app I’ve found so far.

Fairytale setting, but a quick google to see if you can stay there, and ‘girls boarding school run by nuns’ gives a darker vibe.

I think I heard that the Goddess of the River Westbourne prefers to go by Chelsea. FYI.

Def not in the UK tho.

Every year the ants attack my house. Every year I fight them off. I didn’t realise how hilariously outnumbered I am. I feel … itchy.

I mean it looks delicious, but savoury and sweet on one plate. That fruit might actually be touching the bacon. You savage.