You shut your goddamn mouth.

You threatening me??

Lmfao! Wild that you thought an abstract joke means I have no understanding of the word I am poking fun at.

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From Omicron Persei 8?

36 here; Unfortunately have crippling social anxiety, but sounds dope af.

Your bed isn’t really made for a king or queen.

Them Duke boys are at eet again! Subjugating minorities with a thin veil of fair ground.

Without all the nuclear bombs and climate change and all that though

Ah that’s fair. Most people couldn’t afford to cover the test of the cost.

You’d have to do it as Earnest Money to the contract, though. The money would sit more than a day because of how long the mortgage process is, so you’d lose it all before you could use it for the down payment.

Earnest Money, however, is paid as a contingency to the purchase agreement must be held by title or cashed by the seller. So you’d have to get someone to agree to sell you a parcel same-day, get a contract written up, and probably best to transfer the earnest money to title for holding. $20k spent right there.

The biggest issue with it, though, is any company or bank willing to give you a mortgage are really going to want to know how you came into $20k in cash, and that’s going to be more or less impossible to accomplish.

Got me, ngl.

Well yeah, agreed, stark differences can be scary and difficult for children to comprehend without some explaination. But this tool a full-ass adult person who knows full-well the wallowed weight of that woefully wretched word.

There’s a mistake and there’s being a piece of shit. He smells is all I’m saying.

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Narrator: “Life could, in fact, throw many more curveballs.”

#thatsthejoke

Yeah, for sure! I was being tounge in cheek, mainly for my own amusement lol.

The majority of human history has shown us that no, in fact, walking does not inherently make you kinder.

Man… people can barely read my writing when I don’t use cursive. Might as well be scribbles on the page if I use cursive. I learned to write with a half-cast on my writing hand though, so it was a rough go of it in general.

PLEASE JUST FUCKING MAKE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS ALREADY.

Ah that’s fair, I appreciate your straightforwardness. I am definitely going to educate myself further on this. The human brain is fucking wild.