he saves astronauts with his rockets that he invented — imagine that.

No, he didn’t.

He’s building, he’s building the coolest robots you’ve ever seen.

No, he doesn’t.

While slowly dancing to the tune of The WMV Took My Baby Away

(WMV: woke mind virus)

Western media and political discourse: “Best I can do is 1930s Germany-adjacent arm gesture”

I know, he deserves what he gets. His wife doesn’t seem the sharpest tool in the shed either.

I’m surprised that people didn’t start hating on him earlier

Make them behave like human furniture for a tea party with the plushies

It’s not terrorism, it’s just freedom fighters’ shenanigans

Tesla, famous for using fairly mined lithium, not abusing migrants on work visas and encouraging unionization.

Brad, this is what Trump does. You may succeed in raising that money, but someone else may not be so lucky. What would you say then?

He’s good at disregarding his fellow human beings’ wellbeing to hoard wealth. And at throwing tantrums when people don’t suck up to him.

Too bad roasted CEO isn’t on the menu yet

Serj Tankian has entered the chat

I drew the line at union-busting CEO who falsely accused someone of being a pedophile

Is the woke mind parasite in the room with us, Elon?

Your right

People usually believe that politics is something that comes after personal relationships.

Give people welfare and they won’t do stupid stuff like this.

She would have got woke gay autism

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