It has been upgraded to Eiffel 65
It’s all in the colour…
Yo, listen up! Here′s the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside
I got to witness their first test fire, during a recent school trip.
Which planet did they destroy?
Looks to be another part of France. Which is pretty on brand for the French, as no one hates the French more than the French.
Can confirm: lived in Paris. The French detest nothing more than The French. Besides the French Caribbeans, they don’t hate anything. Probably because they’re not in France.
Earth, obv.
Lol
Wasn’t this in C&C: Red Alert 2?
I was just thinking that. Was it turned into a huge Tesla coil or something?
Yes
The city was poorly guarded because most of the French forces had joined with the Germany army along the Polish border. Taking advantage of this weakness, the Soviets sent a squad of Tesla troopers to turn the Paris Tower into a giant Tesla coil. The plan was successful, devastating the Allied forces in the region and forcing thousands of Parisians to flee.
What a killer plot that game had.
One of my favorites. And for anyone wanting to play them again, all the first decade command and conquer games were added to steam and they all run out of the box with none of EAs launcher bullshit
Try the Mental Omega mod. Easily three months worth of campaign content
Looks cool, thanks for the recco!
Secret presidential bunker in the Alamo! SPPPAAAAACCCEEE!
Lmao I clicked on the post because I wanted to write the exact same thing
(technically this is a mod)
It’s targeting all the people in America french kissing.
We ignored the cease and desist letters for too long.
And literally just zapping French fries out of existence
Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming… Fire our shit!
But I am le tired.
Well, have a nap DEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
The Eiffel TURRET
now i need a tower defense game where the towers are real life buildings. you can even theme them after time periods or geography to have synergies.
Now, witness the power of this FULLY OPERATIONAL EIFFEL TOWER!!
King Charles: So the French have made their move. Camilla, activate Bigger Ben
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Nah, the Eifle tower will only be weaponized when you station tesla troopers around the base of it who turn it into an enormous tesla coil.
Le baguettes will begin to show up in 2-3 business days
Laser Guided ICBMs: InterContinental Baguette Missiles
Rubber boots in motion
Electrodes ready
2,000 volts coming up!
Napoleon: [Heavy Breathing]
Those lasers would wreck a drone swarm
In case anyone is wondering: it’s an ice ray and one of the thousands required to freeze the sun in the first part of the fantastic mission set out for us by out glorious leader, life-giver of the universe, Arpoovian Shepper-Shenty.
More info: https://youtu.be/5rO-I7butL4
