• Cendana@aussie.zone
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    3 months ago

    How to jump start a neighbour’s Ford Focus with the key-opened bonnet :

    Step 1: Try to open the bonnet.

    Step 2: With their friends, in total four of us, take turns repeating step 1 while watching YouTube.

    Step 3: Celebrate too hard after finally spending almost 2 hours getting the damn bonnet open … and helplessly watch as they accidentally smash the windshield with said bonnet.

    Step 4: Connect batteries, start car, warn neighbour fuel is at 5%, pray that they have enough to gain enough charge to restart after refuelling.

    Step 5: Bitch about the problem.