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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

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What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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My foot

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What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.
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  What’s brown and sticky?
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    A stick!
    
    I love this one, always gets a chuckle.

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