“Counterpoint: noms!”

that, or they interpret it as you going in for a snuggle and just start petting themselves on your finger

Kittie: I’m a cat, your argument is invalid

Monorail! Monorail! MONORAIL!!! Mono… D’oh!

Mine likes to chew my toes, fingers, and sometimes he finds other loose skin, like my elbows, and chomps down hard. But he is scared of other people and won’t bite or scratch them.