See the link for the long-awaited mugshot
I see he went with the “try to still look powerful and in charge” strategy for the mugshot. Unfortunately it just reads as “comic book villain”.
It makes me a little disappointed it’s not set against the height chart backdrop holding a written sign like 50 cent’s mugshot, to really complete the look.
Kim kardashian wore less makeup in her mugshot.
They didn’t weigh or measure him. What a load of bullshit.
I was more annoyed that after booking, he got on his plane and left. Like, either bond is there for flight risk or it isn’t, why is it OK for him to leave the state?
… because he’s likely to come back?
Someone on Mastodon pointed out how he looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2 in that mug shot, and I can’t unsee it.
How did his eyes get so red and what the hell os on his head?
Look at this graph…
You seized that moment beautifully
It’s been a really rough day, okay? It’s okay if he cried.
The facility now identifies as Jail Force One.
Lmao. This is gonna make so many memes
That scowl dude… “but maaaaa he took my toyyyyyy!” 😭
I can’t with this mugshot 🤣🤣🤣