• Lvxferre@mander.xyz
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    6 months ago

    In the meantime, me:

    >buy big pillow due to back pain
    >plain white sheet, no perfume
    >hug it while laying in bed thinking about random shit
    >cat nests herself between the pillow and me
    >feel more loved from sleeping with the cat than I did when sleeping with my then fiancee

    Conclusion: Anon doesn’t need a GF. Anon needs a cat.

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        6 months ago

        EDIT: I just think cats are cunts if u love them go ahead allegedly its a free world

        That reminds me a local meme, about caramel dogs being cunts. Doing stuff like getting in the way of the bus reaching the platform, stealing junk from shops, running away alongside a 1yo human, running under a wee kid that does a 360° in air, so goes on.

        On a more serious note I had dogs. And cats. And dogs alongside cats. (It was rather cute to see that cat making the milk dance over the dog’s fur, and the dog like “I’m getting petted!”) Cute, cunt, both apply. And while one of my current cats is a notorious cunt, the one that I mentioned to sleep with me is the sweetest thing ever - not just with me, but with everyone.