• norbert@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    YOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU’LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT’LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.

    • somedaysoon@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      SOME OF THEM WILL BLOW A GENTLE WARM WHISPER OF AIR ON YOUR BUM TO DRY IT. I REALLY WANT ONE, ONE DAY I WILL LIVE THIS DREAM BROTHERS! AROOOOOOOOOOOO