I am currently under frequent assault by one of the Men of Wö. She has initiated COGNITOHAZARD ATTACKS (visual, electronically transmitted) and initiated communications designed to break down my resolve and lure me away from my duties. I have attempted to deploy countermeasures in kind but this is somehow only prolonging the attacks. She also writes poetry and composes music and sings.

We plan to meet up on Monday to do battle at a Mexican restaurant and then maybe next time we can do karaoke or something if the first date goes well I MEAN HOLD THE LINE HOLD THE LINE