BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Mommy's Choicesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square126linkfedilinkarrow-up1815arrow-down118
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minus-squareHenchmanNumber3@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up139·1 年前Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·1 年前Gone, reduced to atoms
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-21 年前“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos
minus-squareSnipingNinja@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前I don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 年前Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.
minus-squareSnipingNinja@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 年前The universe required correction.
minus-squaremriormro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 年前Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前Lol, and after the baby is born, too.
Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.
Gone, reduced to atoms
“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos
I don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.
Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.
No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.
The universe required correction.
Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Thanos did nothing wrong.
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I’m sorry little one
Lol, and after the baby is born, too.