As a German I can confirm Towels dipped in mayonnaise. Those tiny towels for just washing your hands are the best!
Do you ever use other condiments, or is the mayonnaise central to the dish?
Without mayonnaise it would be a completely different dish.
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.
- nods knowingly in town *
Mayonäs am Handtuch is fürd Preissn, a Gscheida zuzlt sei Handtüchl mit am siassm Sempf.
Mein Gott, jetzt habe ich Hunger auf enorme Badehandtücher mit Mayonnaise. Vielen Dank auch.
Und zum Mittag gibt es die alten Badehandtücher mit welchen wir unsere Liegen reservieren.
Und auf dem Weg zur Arbeit noch schnell ein Waschlappen als Snack?
It’s an aquired taste.
Also it doesn’t have to be from enemies.
Some prefer grovbrød with brunost.
Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.
El Niño has destroyed most of the Ford Focus reserve, leaving the Peruvian people to subsist on Chevrolet Aveo and Fiat Punto.
I’d expect the crushed up bones of their enemies to be more of a Finnish thing. Which is also why I’m glad they’re on our side.
I was told americans parents usually put a few bullets under their kid’s eggs, so that they get use to it.
The key is to start with small caliber and work up.
Canada…Maple syrup over a plate of SORRY!
French Canadian here, according to the rest of Canada I have cigarettes and baguettes for breakfast but I can’t confirm since I’m always drunk, high and intolerant.
They obviously don’t know about your incredibly good sense of humour. :-D
sorey*
Panic and energy drinks
The trick is to smoke weed to calm yourself until that stops working and just makes you more anxious too
Germany should be beer and clowns.
American here. Can confirm that Germans have towels dipped in mayonnaise for breakfast
Yummy yummy car
Focus😎
Ich han in den fokus gekaggert😎
Nonsense. I don’t eat beans for breakfast!
Are you sure about that, mate?
Oi! Where’s your inquiring loicence?
Oi mate! I’m sorry!
Clearly a troll, beans have no place on a greasy fry up.
I said I don’t eat beans
I’m agreeing with you.
On a diet?
finland breakfast, blörö:
1 cup coffee, 1 shot vodka, 1 cigaretteBritian should be beans on toast.
Look at Mr/Ms Moneybags here, able to afford toast AND beans. With the current inflation, most of us are just eating sadness for breakfast.
The lack of toast is the sadness
That’s tea FFS, who has that kind of money to spend on breakfast. It’s reconstituted pork sausages and blood pudding for breakfast.
Fun fact: in Spain we eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for lunch.
In Germany they also have breakfast for dinner (Abendbrot, literally evening bread).
It sounds more fun translated. Like the German breakfast, “das Frühstück” would be “early piece”.
So do alchoholics internationally.