Kayn@dormi.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 months agoJavaScript's days are numbereddormi.zoneimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1681arrow-down114file-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1667arrow-down1imageJavaScript's days are numbereddormi.zoneKayn@dormi.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square64fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·11 months agoAlso means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.
minus-squaresik0fewl@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up17·11 months agoNothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·11 months agoSorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.
minus-squaresik0fewl@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoI wish we would have popped into a better existence.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoWe should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.
Also means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.
Nothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.
Sorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.
I wish we would have popped into a better existence.
We should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.
I thought it was last Thursday.
GODDAMMIT