Actual player? Insane levels of trash talk. NPC? Always super polite.

I will trash on online players and tea bag in CSGO but I am very respectful to NPCs

Also me, making sure that the most recent baby born in the colony has the best childhood possible, with expertly crafted human leather rompers and human meat baby food.

Me, Spending an unhealthy amount of time to avoid killing innocent animals in World Of Warcraft…

Ahah…

This is me doing a second playthrough as a baddy

Lol I have a hard time selling players on my fifa team that have been there a while because I feel like they’d be disappointed in my betraying their loyalty.

“this action will be remembered by the character”

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Me, making my rimworld colony a utopian non-hierarchical commune

Me, hearing Nazeem talkin’ shit: quicksave

Also in this kinda vein, I was playing The Sinking City and talking to a dude who looks like a gorilla. I was trying not to be racist (racism is a heavy part of the game’s story) and my only two options were basically “you’re an ugly monkey… But I still gotta finish my job for you” or “you’re an ugly monkey who needs to die.” Whoa, dude! Whoa! I just wanted to tell him his son was murdered by those ugly ass fish people without the social commentary.

I can’t even treat my Sims badly

Well, if we’re being honest it’s only the first play through. On new game plus you better believe I’m going full evil.