The all-knowing, all-powerful god who created the entire universe has decided to hold back rain in your state. But maybe if you beg him hard enough and skip lunch he’ll change his mind.
This is what these half-wits actually believe.
He’ll alter “his plan” because you asked him to.
I am Native American so I will perform a rain dance unless I get deported.
I’ll share this post to raise awareness, and send my thoughts and prayers. I’ve done my part. Should be fixed now.
I skipped breakfast. I guess they should get at least a brief shower.
Is it fasting if it’s involuntary? I haven’t eaten breakfast or lunch and it’s partly because I wasn’t hungry and partly because I had to go to the store to have enough food to make something.
Either way, that’s 2 meals skipped from me, I assume Utah is underwater now?
Our Exxon, who art in Texas…
Nah, he’s already in Cancun for the season
My bad. I misread that, and thought you were talking about that greasy fuckstain.
