My favorite Texas dig is: If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third biggest state.
Alaska: “We have the biggest state!”
Texas: “How long does it take to drive across?”
Alaska: “We wouldn’t know, we’ve never left Anchorage.”
Alaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.
Texas: the biggest usable state.
As long as it doesn’t get too hot, or too cold… or to windy… Or wet… Come to think of it, a lot of stuff has managed to grind Texas to a halt lately.
Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways… The list goes on!
*does not include bigger area
Not to defend Texas, but Alaska has waaaaaay more crime. At least if we’re talking about violent crimes. I wanted to move there once, but I decided against that based mostly on that factor. Approximately 8 in every 1000 people will commit a violent crime in Alaska. For reference, Texas is about 5.
lol
Sincerely, Australia; where two states are bigger than Alaska, and all but 2 states and 1 of 2 real internal territories are bigger than itty-bitty Texas.
I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.
Texans can’t.
Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don’t.
So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.
What a lame thing to be proud of
Russia: We can fix that.
If they keep their Berings Strait!
