The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to me_irl@lemmy.world · 11 months agome🦒irlstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down18
arrow-up1410arrow-down1imageme🦒irlstartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to me_irl@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareSatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·11 months agoI am not a professional giraffologist, but I suspect any CPR short of repeatedly backing over the giraffe’s chest with a Jeep would be relatively ineffective.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoMaybe you could jump on its chest. But I don’t have a degree in giraffeology.
I am not a professional giraffologist, but I suspect any CPR short of repeatedly backing over the giraffe’s chest with a Jeep would be relatively ineffective.
Maybe you could jump on its chest.
But I don’t have a degree in giraffeology.