A couple years ago I visited my buddy in Virginia and we decided to get out of the city to a trap shooting range. Neither of us had ever shot clay pigeons and we were surrounded by southern gun nuts. It was a trip.

Anyway, that was the first time I shot a gun. I’ve always been fascinated by guns but I’ve also held the belief that society would be better off without them. But society has been going down the shitter lately and I feel the need to prepare for the worst. I’ll be buying my first gun once I find the time to go shopping for one.