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minus-squaremachin_shin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 year agoYou can milk anything that has nipples.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 year agoI have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
minus-squareLemmysMum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 year agoGive me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I’ll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoNot one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoThat’s likely just poor milking technique. You’ll get it!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoNo matter how many times I’ve tried, the baby just won’t latch. I’ve asked my wife for advice but she’s no help.
minus-squareLemmysMum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoIf your baby is over 6 months and you’ve introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.
minus-squaregmtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoSo what you’re saying is you’re backed up?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoMy nipples, not my rectum.
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoNo one said the milk had to come out of the nipples
You can milk anything that has nipples.
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Give me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I’ll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.
That’s likely just poor milking technique. You’ll get it!
No matter how many times I’ve tried, the baby just won’t latch. I’ve asked my wife for advice but she’s no help.
If your baby is over 6 months and you’ve introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.
Or just take some prolactin
So what you’re saying is you’re backed up?
My nipples, not my rectum.
No one said the milk had to come out of the nipples