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I Cast Fist@programming.dev to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months ago

I wish I had the super strength of Superman, with my entire body being able to safely deal with the increased forces

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I wish I had the super strength of Superman, with my entire body being able to safely deal with the increased forces

I Cast Fist@programming.dev to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Granted. Superman had to practise controlling his strength for his entire life so he wouldn’t hurt those around him. You can survive that strength, but others can’t.

    I should point out that this means you can never pet a dog again.

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      3 months ago

      Poor guy having to hold his nut back so Lois Lane didn’t die.

  • GroundedGator@lemmy.world
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    Granted. The hardened flesh causes constant pain throughout your body yet you cannot feel the touch of another.

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Granted. The weakest point of the male body is the testicles, so those are gone now.

  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    Granted. However, your body is now so large that your lungs are unable to take in enough oxygen to support it. You slowly asphyxiate and die.

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    Granted. You gain the power through x-kryptonite. You gain the nickname Tarhiel.

  • early_riser@lemmy.radio
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    Granted. Your powers are revealed to the public in short order, and now everyone blames you when anything goes wrong because you could have theoretically stopped it.

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