🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agoAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1317arrow-down110file-text
arrow-up1307arrow-down1imageAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agomessage-square69fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·9 hours agoIn America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 hours agoI’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company. So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 hours agoBe a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoHow expensive is it to raise chickens?
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours ago So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu? Corporate Approves.
minus-square2piradians@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·8 hours agoSilly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg– Heavens to betsy, you’re right
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 hours agoNow I just need to find a pod to live in.
In America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.
I’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company.
So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?
Be a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.
How expensive is it to raise chickens?
Corporate Approves.
Silly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg–
Heavens to betsy, you’re right
Shrimps is bugs
Now I just need to find a pod to live in.
so tasty bug
Bugs taste like shrimp
yummmm