What? His name’s Richard and he was born 1969.

It’s my understanding that pilots don’t get to choose their callsigns. Instead, it’s their teammates who choose them, which is why they are often jokes at the expense of the pilot. E.g. the callsign of Ewan McGregor’s brother was OB-2.

And the investigation reveals that nobody cares.

Oh no! The people we pay to train to kill others might use gasp mild swear words!

Nice

This thorough, week long investigation has concluded that it was kind of humorous.