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1st wish: bring all insects together into one mega organism blob that slowly traverses the earth consuming anything it touches
Make bedbugs immune to insecticides.
Bedbugs now fly.
Make every car moan when you start it
Third wish: we hit 2 degrees ten years ahead of schedule
Give everyone tastebuds in their anus.
What if I put my tastebuds in someone else’s anus?
I call that an average Saturday night