Real human bean
Where do I become a holy fool?
I didn’t realize train robber was still an option
Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train
Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?
(e: I had a son, so I do believe the 11.9% train robber stat, tho)
Had? I hope you’re ok.
Oh no, he’s fine. Poor choice of words; he’s all grown up now is all.
“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!
I can’t remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?