• KᑌᔕᕼIᗩ@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    What I do is I take several guns and a baseball bat with me when I shower so that I’m never caught barehanded ever.

    • zappy@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who was wondering what on earth OP was taking about

      • ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1 year ago

        It’s like interdimensional cable but for internet forums. In my version of reality, we get completely naked when taking a shower, not just our hands. We have these kind of lay-down-showers called baths too, but that’s a whole other thing. Also, the chemical element with atomic mass 207.2 g.mol ^ -1, which may seem like a useful building material, especially for shower pipes, is actually dangerous to life that is based on the chemical element 12.011 g.mol ^ -1. Figured I should include that in case OP’s reality hasn’t figured that out yet. In exchange, consider sharing something dangerous your reality has discovered that might not be obvious to us yet.