late_night@sopuli.xyz to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 months agoI need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake againsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1824arrow-down18
arrow-up1816arrow-down1imageI need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake againsopuli.xyzlate_night@sopuli.xyz to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareGodnroc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoHaving a dog helps too as you have a plausible excuse to leave and a conversation topic.
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoJust say you gotta shit then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoJust say you gotta shit on the front porch, then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThat does usually prevent future invites, too.
minus-squareiowagneiss@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBut then I have to pay and care for a dog. I’ll just not put myself in either situation.
minus-squarevaryingExpertise@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoNeighbors’ dog that you’re taking care of for the week¹ works as well. ¹ no actual neighbors’ dog required
Having a dog helps too as you have a plausible excuse to leave and a conversation topic.
Just say you gotta shit then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.
Just
say you gottashit on the front porch, then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.That does usually prevent future invites, too.
But then I have to pay and care for a dog. I’ll just not put myself in either situation.
Neighbors’ dog that you’re taking care of for the week¹ works as well.
¹ no actual neighbors’ dog required