I tried so hard and scrolled so far
but in the end, I got a tater.

Literally the first post in my feed

But I’m not mad, because I have a potato

That’s a good point, thank you

There’s mirror right next to where I’m sitting.

Ireland in the mid 1800’s

Potato potato, potato

Thanks. I’ve now seen a potato in my feed.

Never again.

Potato! :D

How did you know?

Hey you’re right.

Thank you very much, internet stranger. May you have blessed day.

Praise cheesus and praise the great potato!