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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Anon wipes his ass

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Anon wipes his ass

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

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My house has four bathrooms and three bidets. My teenage son just won’t get on board with having a clean ass.
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  Maybe he has a sensitive ass.
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    It’s gentler than tp
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      Maybe he thinks touching his butthole would make him gay and a bidet would force him to wipe.

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