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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters

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Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters

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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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MOSCOW—Just days after rebels seized Damascus, deposed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad reportedly returned to practicing ophthalmology at a Moscow LensCrafters, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Which one is better—one or two?” said the former brutal dictator who had imprisoned, tortured, and killed tens of thousands of his own people and was now standing behind a phoropter as […]
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  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 months ago

    Bruh, I WTFed for a moment, before reading the community name. 🤣

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      Yeah, I was like that’s not what an ophthalmologist does!!

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    Who must go to LensCrafters?

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    An assassin comes for him, misses nine times, and is given a new prescription.

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