Fix the world.

I’d probably explode every billionaire and oil exec, and everyone who works at the c-suite level and above for nestle, Walmart, Amazon, Facebook, Google, Disney, Fox, and every famous person who is largely agreed by the majority to be an asshole.

I would remove all nuclear weapons, rockets, tanks, and large weapons from the Earth. You want to war? Here’s a stick, have at it.

I would then go through the prison systems, release the dissidents and political prisoners, free everyone on non-violent charges, and kill everyone there for sex crimes, murder, and who has otherwise violently earned a 20+year prison sentence.

Everyone else can serve out their time in a safe and clean environment.

Then I’d fix the atmosphere, land, and oceans, clean up all the toxic waste, all that jazz, and I would find the owners of every mining and foresting company and round them up, show them the exploded remains of the other executives ive killed, and let them know that if they polute the planet, or extract too much to the point of causing harm to the earth, that they and their families and their children and their friends and their friends families and children will end up exactly the same as musk and zuck and gates and all the rest of them.

Then I would go to every other person on the planet, remove all toxins and plastics from their bodies, skim off any excess fat, cancers, rebuild any missing organs or teeth, and make everyone as young and beautiful as they could naturally be.

Then I would proclaim myself emperor of the world