I’m not here making some value statement about the importance of eye contact or whatever, for the record. do what u want, lots of people don’t like direct eye contact, it could well be enought to look generally at people’s faces most of the time, and it’s a pretty intricate social tool, I’d argue. I’m not qualified to give complicated eye contact takes
Thoughts?
Not really.
@Owl @can What’s he saying, I can’t see
what’s who saying?
He’s trying to hire someone to sexually satisfy his wife and polish his Funko Pops.
@Owl @can Well, I would do one of those things
Polish his wife.
@Owl @can His wife is also a funko pop
You told me to pray to God.
Letters to the Redditor is about to become an enduring staple of my timeline, I see.
How will you ever recover?
I’ll just do a hecking wholesome.
Can we not do this?
Bringing redditisms here isn’t helping anything.
I have nothing to hide. Majority of people here right now were users of reddit.
And no one hates reddit more than users of reddit.
I do appreciate that you’re taking this as an opportunity for a creative exeecise. Not as low effort trolling as I originally expected.
And yet here you are. On an instance made to look like Reddit. Because you all dearly miss Reddit but want to do some hecking wholesome performative activisim. And you have made your problem into my problem. And you refuse to stop acting and speaking like Redditors.
You all clearly miss Reddit and you’ll be back there once your hissyfit is done and you realize you can’t do it as well as Reddit is doing it, and you’ll put up with whatever the CEO tells you all that you’re going to put up with and you’ll like it because you’re all corpo bootlickers anyway.
I have a feeling it will be a short stay and you’re all going to go back to Reddit in a matter of days and say “h-heh yeah remember the Fediverse it sucks they actually let other people there say nigger, unreal, I-I didn’t invest any time in it whatsoever.”
Coping hard.