• TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    that cannons at perfect height to ruin someone’s shins, sea shanty related:

    “My son John was tall and slim and he’d a leg for ev’ry limb.
    But now he’s got no legs at all for he ran a race with a cannon ball
    (vocalizations) Timmy roo dun da, fadda riddle da
    Whack fo’ the riddle Timmy roo dun da” -smokey bastard