Granted. Your phone breaks, preventing you from receiving text messages, or doing anything else with your phone. And there’s no real option for you to obtain a new phone, even by borrowing someone else’s.

You will still receive leaflets about Ohio politics, though. If you want the leaflets to stop, just send a quick text to the number on the back saying “STOP”.

Granted, you now receive them for every state except Ohio

Granted, all of your saved/known contacts will now only text about Ohio politics.

Congratulations you now receive singing telegrams at home and work about Ohio politics.

congratulations your now receiving text messages from various numbers about Nebraska politics