PugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1306arrow-down11
arrow-up1305arrow-down1imageCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squarejohannesvanderwhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·2 months agoI swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
minus-squareJozzo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoOr maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
minus-squareTheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoAnd lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
minus-squarerustydrd@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoUnless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.
I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
Like moving a puddle of lead.
Cats are liquid
Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.