Don’t know if non-spotify, or videogame music is acceptable, but here’s some tunes that are sure to keep turgidity far far away.

Kirby’s Pinball Land - Title Theme https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

Richard Cheese - People = Shit (Slipknot Cover) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOUDhklZKQ

Good ol’ Dick Cheese has a good bunch of anti-sexy tunes. He does lounge singer covers of popular music that doesn’t fit the style.

Without me - ragtime remix https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=icVlW_MdrCA

Goat Simulator Official Trailer Soundtrack (Extended version) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WZvnfBTnaj0

Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Title Screen https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dSDgkE3LddM

Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Inflated Head https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yFHwDr6pTeQ

Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - The Flying King & Level Ate https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wJsFv3agnbQ

Pokémon Colosseum Music ~ Miror B. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHHFc-gIeI

No virginity protecting playlist could ever be complete without the quintessential clown music:

Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0