That’s only $14 a day, I think that’s fair.
That’s only $14 a day, I think that’s fair.
I’m starting to think that unicorn was just a horse with a dildo.
Rent: $1,500
Electric: $150
Internet: $100
Gas: $160
Food: $400
Phone: $60
Insurance: $166(per month over 6 months)
Total: $84 a day.
Wouldn’t it be hell to have to work while sick?
Dad: If you enjoy torturing people so much why didn’t you get a job at the DMV instead of hanging out in your basement all day?
Mom: he probably couldn’t handle a real job
Son: ugh, you guys just don’t understand, I work for the king.
Dad: And how much does the king pay you?
Son: I get paid in exposure.
Sigh… This is just the life of a tall man, I guess having all the women fawning over me will have to be enough compensate.
Bullet proof “glass” isn’t just tempered glass in fact it never was the original was just glass layered with plastic but the new stuff is made from multiple layers of different materials each specialized to cover the others weakness, think fascism literally means to fassen together like a bundle of sticks that is harder to break than one stick(I don’t know why my mind went to fascism in retrospect a yin yang would be more accurate anyways)
As I wander through the desolate waste of this one great land surrounded by the ruins of structures grand enough to be constructed by the Gods themselves I am constantly haunted by the glare of the despot responsible for it all staring down upon me as though to reach inside my soul and condemn my rebellious heart. despite the untold lives he has ruined my conditioning is so strong that I am compelled to drop to my knees and shout “OH MIGHTY ONE! You will never give us up, you will never let me down, you will never hurt me.” But I stand in the middle of a desert with nobody to hear my cry’s I know deep down he has indeed let me down, but the conditioning is too strong. we are strangers to love, and you know the rules and so do I, I wouldn’t get this from any other guy, the cult would never except me back if I was to renounce my faith. With all that in mind, I wander into the desert knowing there’s no water for miles promising I’m never gonna run around.
Next panel:
(Sinking guy is completely gone) Purple guy: WHEW. I know I made the offer but I really can’t handle guests right now.
Is this a documentary on the first guy to get cancelled on Twitter?
Probably could have found a tree
To quote maxalmonte14:
“That’s because the amount of alcohol you need to survive is 0, sugar on the other hand is both, needed and “bad”.”
But also. What?
Na, fuck alcohol, it’s as deadly as rat poison, a little won’t kill you but no amount is good for you and the only reason you are defending it is because you think it has some good traits and it doesn’t. Maybe it’s a good thing it’s hard to defend since it is literally poison. Try Pot or Lsd both are less harmful than Alcohol and are more fun
Download DeepSeek’s 64B model.
Hay, our ancestors didn’t brutally murder anyone who is different just for there descendants to turn around and compliment strangers, I expect bloodshed.
Mine installs programs with easy to understand pop up prompts that replaces text files and filing.
So what? Like five?
You idiot, the sun didn’t exist back then.
It was better than Linux up until windows 7, and it was objectively more compatible with games until Steam Deck.
Counter point: Paper.