A) Because they suffer from some kind of weird delusion that they will some day gain mote than single digit market share and then subsequently lose it because somebody hacked your grandmother‘s computer with a YouTube video that was running in full screen?
B) They are the worlds laziest coders and google paid them 20M a year to do nothing for… however many years it’s been.
Literally -1 for every cyberpunk that gets CarBQed 🔥🚒
I was momentarily so certain! 😌
Thanks. I’ve suspected my only Irish friend has been messing with me for the last 20 years. This was the proof I needed ;-)
Which leads to the invention of “bankers hours” inevitably preventing you for cashing your auto-signed paycheck on a Friday.
Tune in next week for another 30 second episode of Connections, with James Burk.
Okay… if a whole coverup costs $20, can I get 5% covered for $1?
Wasn’t it yesterday there already? I still find the international dateline confusing 🫤 
Looks like Trump and D.B. Cooper to me… now that’s the start of a great conspiracy theory 😅
Honestly didn’t expect a single other soul to remember that, so not late :-)
Yeah, nice to see a smile 😂
Love me some SkunK!
Remember working for like a week to get the audio drivers working so I could finally figure out how to properly pronounce “Linux…”
And I still couldn’t.
And we’ll send five dollars American to anyone who gets that reference*.
Well la-de-da… everyone look at me… I know soap isn’t edible.
Well some of us didn’t go to fancy schools… with… food.
That’s basically what my Wera tools from amazon look like! Some asshole was like “Hey China, can I get a full set of impact rated tools with something vaguely germanic stamped on the outside?”
China: “Do you want us to put ‘impact rated’ on the box?”
Asshole: “Nah… that’s going to fuck our profit margin up.”
OMG! I mean amazing work… but that name! I love that movie 😂
Reminds me of B&O’s line of executive office systems from the 90’s, very sharp.
If they cat don’t like it I’ll trade you an Amazon box for it that’s guaranteed! Comes with the cat 😉
The sales contract used to forbid you from reselling it… but you would think potholes would have claimed a few by now 😉