The suspect wrote “I did this because I’m trans” on all the bullets.

Didn’t the owner of the_donald try to close it down himself, only to be told by the admins that he couldn’t because it brought too much traffic to the site? Or am I thinking of that KotakuInAction sub?

I have Synesthesia. When I hear certain sounds, I see these little bubbles of color. It’s sort of similar to the eye-floater things you get sometimes, that’s the best way I can describe it. I’ll also get a taste in my mouth looking at specific colors.

I’m not sure if that counts, but it’s the first thing I thought of.

The most important issue facing the world: Someone might be jerking off in the privacy of their own home.

I agree with doctors that vaccines save lives, so I’ll be taking that free medical degree now.

I feel like I have to train myself out of using em dashes in my writing now to avoid being mistaken for AI, and it sucks.

But, cars have only been around for a bit over one century, and crash test dummies are a lot more recent than that.

How long until the AI learns to delete system32 at random?

I fucking hate the future, man.

I did not have sexual relations with that Clinton.

An extra 700 dollars on top of what they were already spending before.

They should have a zero-tolerance for making/distributing CSEM policy, but I guess not.

So, it’s true then; Hitler has only got one ball,

Göring has two but very small,

Himmler is rather sim’lar,

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Cartoonishly evil. How are these people real?

I know it’s a smaller issue in the grand scheme of things, but I hate that AI has ruined funny animal videos now too.

On X, they’re all just saying this is happening because of trans people.

My household and I weren’t able to eat at a restaurant since before COVID hit, even fast food had jacked their prices up too high. That’s only just now starting to change because we’ve left the US.

Fork found in kitchen.

The democrats moved my coffee table slightly to the left just so I’d trip.

Father I cannot click the book.