What the fuck

Fuck em.

My grandma has a fern on her porch that she’s had since 1951.

Meanwhile every plant we buy and bring home is dead within a week.

We should fucking nuke Louisiana. And Mississippi.

Jesus Christ that’s disheartening

So Oprah knew about that shit?

I dont get it. Whats happening here.

lol

One time I was in bed, and when I woke up on the morning I stretched… “wrong.” I pinched a nerve in my neck, lost all use of my right arm, and ended up missing six weeks of work because of it.

Really cool shit, aging.

Dumb and boring.

Doctor picked it. Vyvanse.

I did adderall for a few years, then straterra but had a real bad time on that one, so I switched to vyvanse.

“They”

Jesus Christ

God. if I worked there you can bet id work on that

That’s definitely going to work. And not a huge fucking waste of time or money.

No.

Lmao