bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•This seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (USPS postmark rule change)English
11·19 hours agohow would it be subject to abuse
are you really struggling to understand how it could be subject to abuse lol maybe the person in charge of the post office lives in an area they know would vote a certain way so they give everyone a day off and the mail arrives too late to be counted
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Technology@lemmy.world•We own the hardware, but not the experience anymore — Big Tech keeps building smarter, more connected devices, but the user experience feels more intrusive, more confusing, and less humanEnglish
8·20 hours agohow big would a gpu need to be to be user repairable lmao
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s Mystery Bruise Spreads to His Other HandEnglish
5·20 hours agoi helped my uncle jack off a horse, yeah
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Technology@lemmy.world•Artists dump X as launch of new AI image editing feature sparks outrage - CryptopolitanEnglish
1·2 days agodeleted by creator
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Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.world•Flu cases skyrocket across the U.S.English
1·2 days agothey also test shit water and yeah lots of flu in the poo
ngdev@lemmy.zipto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•My life has been way better since I started keeping a cursory view of headlines once a dayEnglish
1·2 days agono they farm karma to sell the accounts for various purposes
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News@lemmy.world•Texas sues TV makers for taking screenshots of what people watchEnglish
2·2 days agowhose trucks? their personal ones? arent phones already doing that lol on top of a lot more shit
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Technology@lemmy.world•Artists dump X as launch of new AI image editing feature sparks outrage - CryptopolitanEnglish
28·2 days agoi was telling a buddy about that who somehow hadnt seen the salute or heard of it and my other buddy said well obama did that too and mentioned others. where they were stills taken out of a video that looked like the nazi salute. so i just pulled up the video and that was that lol
theyre asking me to disable ad block or subscribe sooooo yeah
ngdev@lemmy.zipto
Hardware@lemmy.world•Wi-Fi 8 will bring reliability rather than greater speedEnglish
1·2 days agothen adjust the population to be population / avg household size of the country. can multiply that by the rate of households with internet too
then you have to contend with all the non residential routers as well. could very well be 1 router per person or close
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's some small, completely meaningless detail in life that you can never unsee?English
8·2 days agomost actors will have a spit bucket for when they do chew food, they typically dont actually eat they just chew it into a curd and then spit it out between takes. its gross and you can start to notice them tucking the bolus into their cheeks before their lines
ngdev@lemmy.zipto
Hardware@lemmy.world•Wi-Fi 8 will bring reliability rather than greater speedEnglish
3·2 days ago($1 * country population) / (average price/kwh)
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science@lemmy.world•Dark energy just got even weirder and why the Universe may end in a 'Big Crunch'English
51·2 days agoaccelerator*
ngdev@lemmy.ziptoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Meditation is for posers and yuppiesEnglish
21·3 days agoexcept the vague undercurrent? like, make an exception for it? OP should stick to meditation and not good-word-use-alyzing
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Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•Ukraine’s Ground Robot Tore Through Russian Troops—So It’s Now Armed With a Grenade LauncherEnglish
1·5 days agoyeah anything non empire is kinda bad until this latest season. idk if they condensed a lot of shit from the books or what, i never read them
ngdev@lemmy.zipto
Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•Ukraine’s Ground Robot Tore Through Russian Troops—So It’s Now Armed With a Grenade LauncherEnglish
2·5 days agothe empire story line is basically what holds that season together imo
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Frog gut bacterium eliminates cancer tumors in mice with a single doseEnglish
11·5 days agowrong i am describing eternal torture while also being immortal just to prove to your pea brain that there are much worse forms of torture imaginable than immortality


its fewer syllables to say thawed