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  • They are, but your therapist might have a contract obliging them to recommend it for the purpose of obtaining large amounts of money. Being a therapist only pays well if your patients are rich fucks with daddy issues.

    Also, there’s a small chance that even though your fears are on point, your therapist might consider it better for you mentally to keep calm and get bent than to maintain a constant state of fear and anxiety. I hear the latter is bad for the heart.



  • Hippos. They hate almost everything, but sometimes some of them hate each other more.

    Some spiders tend to eat their partners, just because they’re murderous, not hungry.

    Different types of snakes tend to be quite racist and can’t stand one another.

    Koalas. They can be very aggressive about their leaves and will try to kick each other off trees.

    Some sharks just don’t give a shit on what they bite. Maybe because they’re mostly blind.

    Kangaroos will drown you, your kids, your pets and other kangaroos. Because fuck this, fuck that and fuck you. Kangaroos are psychos. Don’t mess with them.

    PS: Some of these examples might have specific circumstances or are plainly wrong. It happens.