My mom’s Nissan Juke just started screaming, ‘Oh laaadyyy!’ whenever she starts it.

Any idea what’s going on? It’s a '16, only about 40k miles.

Yeah, burial is mostly just to make sure critters don’t drag your rotting bits out into the open and your putrid parts don’t contaminate the water supply.

My goddamn brother in law, gung-ho air Force dude, is trying to get his Gen Z kids to enlist because it worked out so well for him. He enlisted during the magical late 90s so he wasn’t shipped anywhere. Hardest thing he had to do was pushups and whatever hazing the other soldiers put him through.

That’s racist.

/S

Pigeon Threatspin is the name of my next post-hardcore band.

'beak ’ of his performance.

This was me until I realized I didn’t have a child and that I lived in the first floor.

Where was I going? What giggled as I tossed it into the air?

I’ll never forgive them for ruining Hollywood/the MCU.

/S

Saving people a quick search.

What is meant by semitic people?

Semitic describes a group of languages — including Hebrew and Arabic — as well as the people who traditionally speak them. Semitic is rooted in the Biblical name Shem, the son of Noah, who is traditionally thought of as the direct ancestor of the Jews and Arabs.

Even back when I was a wee baby in the 90s, it cost at least $8 to free Willy, and a drink and popcorn were easily twice that.

Similarly, the lines painted at the bottom of the pool became sharks when I jumped off the diving board as a child.

I never once really thought that sharks had somehow been smuggled into a shit little public pool, but that hammer head was real as hell until I’d crawled my way to the exit ladder.

I keep licking my phone but it isn’t working.

ICE recruited them first.

It’s there a waiting list to become the next Nazi Barbie? Like, you need just the right amount of Botox and lip injections to commit lies with a straight face while a countrymen is being detained?

Also, take your shitty hat off indoors. I know your handlers spent an hour fixing your hair, and you put on a ball cap? Does that make you feel like one of the Boys?

That was the one stuffed animal I chose during my single visit to Disney World in the 80s.

I’m retrospect, I wish I had gotten that gross little gremlin from the Captain Eo ride, but I think I was too flabbergasted to make any purchasing decisions when we passed through that gift shop.

Edit: The gross little critter was named ‘Hooter’.

I see you haven’t studied the Ancient Scrolls of Cat Chivalry…

: dumps out a pile of wadded up newsprint and proceeds to bat it all under the settei.:

I might be an outlier, here, but I went to school with an Odysseus that went by Odie back in the 90s. Guys full name was Odysseus -McIrishname- and he was pretty much the main character from the start.

I thought it was Eddie Burback. https://youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8

Bloody knuckles was the shit. I was the asshole that brought a huge Eisenhower Dollar to the game.

Last I checked their mother was a hamster.