Jesus christ i did not expect to see that headline, c’mon ubisoft, have some respect, you aren’t blizzard just yet

Oh, even with glasses im blind lol, ty for representing everyone, that yellow bile thing is really damn accurate i just realised, thats litterally all the languages i like there

Damn i just learned i am distinctly “weak emotions” this is my new oc name do not steal it. Also where the hell is the best of all programming language families, the lisp family?

I thought this said mukbang for a sec and invisioned nicado avocado ravenously consuming various heart shaped meals trying to escape his delusions of leading a heathy lifestyle

Fake: anon has parents, everyone knows parents are illuminati machines designed to and raise clones of the original founders to see if one has all the qualities of the originals to put on the throne and lead the world to a new era

Gay: anon makes eye contact for 0.000001 seconds with something that has a penis and is now super super gay

I gently blow their documents of notes to the camera so it can be clearly seen wtf they are saying

I had the exact fucking same thing happen with metal gear rising, except it wasnt the drivers it was the wine config missing a ddl library for, wait for it: a fucking vr support library. A 3d PS3 game that doesnt support vr in any way, needs a vr library to function. Still pissed about that

I think its scales, not sure tho mb burn scars

God damn it i just bought the 5

Definitely fake, but not sure if gay or straight.

Fuck yeah, get these calamari fucking squids of our glorious super earth!

I picked up a vape off the street a few days ago to disassemble and see how they work. I definitely get that nicotine craving they are talking about. The slightest whiff of that things odor is enough to make you curious to more. Ive had to put it in a jar to avoid the sweet smell

Hammod usesch ah fookin toylet an Jame commi’s arson

The boarding officer’s hand seems to grow between 00:07 and 00:08. Is this ai generated?

Professionals have standards

The goodest boy

Not being an high functioning dumbass and staying up to 5 in the morning programming

Damn, she must be pretty weak, since she cant use GORILLA TACTICS

Currently its Mick Gordon’s cultist base. Just womething about that nrrrr nrr nrrr is just hypnotising

Rest in piss, i will not miss those terrible fucking articles