
- The USD is the global reserve currency. What it means is, that you guys can print more USD, put it in your own economy by devaluing the rest of the world’s reserves. This means that you can inflate away all of your debt. This means, that you can take a lot more debt than whatever the rest of the world can. The rest of the world (us included) has allowed you to hold this power (not out of selflessness obviously, but because there’s a symbiotic relationship going on). Remove your military umbrella, and suddenly the need for you to be the reserve currency vanishes. This means that you actually have to pay back the trillions of dollars of debt that you took for your war mongering (Vietnam, Iraq, etc.).
- Your President is threatening the very existence of our country. We have no idea if we’re going to be another Ukraine. Instead of protesting strongly in the streets against this bullshit, you are here lecturing us because you felt offended?
- If you think that you are subsidizing us or whatever, you are plain wrong. The relationship that we hold is symbiotic. Both of us gain equally from it, and both of us need each other equally. Your President that the majority of Americans elected in, threatens our very sovereignty. What use is your generously given to us “defense umbrella” if the very threat to us is you?
- Our universal healthcare is there despite us spending less percentage of our GDP on healthcare (11.2% in Canada vs 16.6% in the US in 2022). So please turn your rage towards your own government instead of us.
- As for defense, we could have quite easily developed nukes (fkin India used Canadian nuclear reactor tech to develop their own nukes). The reason we didn’t is because Americans didn’t want their allies to have nukes. We trusted you here just for your government to bring up the 51st state bullshit.
- The tariffs that your government enacts affects all Canadians. If Trump pulls a Putin, ALL CANADIANS will suffer. So we’re soooo incredibly SOOOOOOORY for this shitpost, okie?
I think it is partially.
The original is an East German song called “Ami go home”. The lyrics for the Canadian one might be AI generated. The song definitely is (cuz of artefacts present in the audio)