I’m always surprised to hear people dislike the taste after leaving it out. I leave a big cup of water out every night so it’ll taste better in the morning 😅

I think the motivation for most of these folks is their own religion rather than other’s religions. I’d bet money that the majority of them have little to no problem with Muslims who don’t consume beef or dairy

Are you from Florida? Because I want you on the floor… duh

Sucks about the apparently islamophobic undertones of some individuals/factions, but pretty badass aside from that

Anachronistic baby Jesus cameo?

I don’t know if it’s explicitly stated anywhere, but my guess is it’s actually Seth (even though he also wasn’t born yet)

Edit: I was wrong- I assumed it was Cain and Abel bc it looks almost exactly like this illustration of them

But apparently it’s just a depiction of “people doing bad things like Cain” to justify the flood

In Germany, they don’t say “driving rapidly in a circle,” they say “Was soll der Scheiß? Pass doch auf, verdammt!” and I think that’s beautiful

20 hours to travel 2219km is 110km/hr. Around the narrow lane of a roundabout, that’s at least 6gs, which can be fatal without training

I’ll probably adopt this one by the time I hit 36 lol

This apk file has several trojans

27 year olds were 13 only 13 years ago. I feel like 36 is when you officially hit “not young”

Ah is it regional slang? That makes sense. I just edited this one from here

https://lemmy.zip/post/44069547

I’m just fucking with them bc I created the greentext they shared and they didn’t notice lol

Edit: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/28917318

I’ve never seen that link before in my life

This kind of overlap usually means they’re both talking about the same real incident. When multiple people share similar accounts spelled out with specific details, it makes it more plausible that something actually happened. Some healthy skepticism is good, but given the precise matches and consistency, it’s pretty reasonable to think these stories are probably based on real events, rather than that I made the 4chan one in photoshop after seeing this post

That’s not a booby trap- those are his loose jimmies

That doesn’t sound very effective though

Edit: (the goal is to injure someone rooting around in your pockets without your consent)

seems like AI tho

liar